FAKE NEWS UPDATE: Larry Bird Might Be Considering, Leaning Towards Remaining With The Pacers, Maybe
"There's probably some serious 'mulling' going on at the moment" said one anonymous source from a New Jersey payphone.
"but don't quote me on that" he said before quickly hanging up.
Sources from Larry Birds "camp" reported:
"At this point, the smart money is on him most likely, thinking about staying" said one member of Birds "camp" before going on to say:
"but also going, he's thinking a lot about that as well."
When asked for further details, Larrys "camp" also stated: "There's been an increase in the amount of bear sightings in Yellowstone this year, at least where we are"
(editors note: this is of course, a joke, made up, fiction, NOT REAL, etc)